Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Ek number

Its a fixed match. You know that the team is going to qualify in 14.3 /14.4 overs. It is not a contest its drama. Staged, scripted and perhaps even rehearsed. But enough of my debut movie called Awaal number staring me, directed by me and .... what this post is about is a dream every funny guy worth his salt dreams of. THAT DREAM MY FRIEND IS BEING HILARIOUS THROUGH OUT THE ACT. I realize here that I am screaming, but now that I have got your attention. Lets get down to business.      Sorry for the non relevant jibe at the recently concluded match/roadshow/gipsy sale / play between Mumbai Indians and Rajastan Royals.
 So you really want to be no 1 funny. Alright.                                                       Step 1. Pick a scrapegoat. It can be your father mother Government wife God or anybody else. Just mention how they react to situations. It earns laughs no matter how many times it has happened before.                                    Step 2. Have your stock character ready. A stand up without one is as good as one without mike.                           Step 3. Play on the personifications.       Step 4. Keep on working on new material. Polish it . Edit it.                           Step 5. Learn from others. Copying is no shame if you add your own additions to the bit.                    
Step 6.     Incase nothing is working. Quit. The worse joke you can crack is being a desparate fart up there on the stage.   So folks here were a few ek number tips for being funny. The views mentioned are a work of fiction by the author. Any attempt to find any moral or guidance from this post will be strictly frowed upon.               

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