How to be like a funny man with out any clue

Also  called as Funnyguy for Dummies.

1. Rule 1. Say something seriously but include a chuckle. People should feel that you are kidding when you are dead serious.
2. Rule 2: Dont get angry, or frustrated. Be genuine in your effort to be clueless or least bothered.
3. Laugh at yourself.
4. Make bigger and difficult things go away from you by repeating them - As in if someone asks you, "Do you want to do this?" repeat it with a " oh boy" as in "oh boy do I want to do this." This will make that thing go away.