Transformation - a new possibility.

Saturday, October 06, 2012

On the beaches of Calangute - a mafia tale part 3

Part 1
http://ninadthinks.blogspot.in/2012/08/on-beaches-of-calangute-mafia-tale-part.html
Part 2
http://ninadthinks.blogspot.in/2012/09/on-beaches-of-calungate-mafia-tale-part.html

Mr. Dhanesh spoke to Balaji and the rest of them,

" Our paper has completed so many years in Goa. Yet no one considers us as a top publication here. I want to take Daily News news to greater heights. This is war. I want more business. And that I shall have by having explosive gossipy or scoopful content. Leave no stories which are full of Drama."

Bhoomika asked " All stories sir ?, can I finally probe Advocate Venkat. See if get anything juicy there."

Yusuf, asked " Can I talk with the NGO's and understand what the victims went through and where are they now?"

Bhoomika " May be I can interview the forced out land owners?".

Mr. Dhanesh paused. " Actually, I was planning that Yash would do all these things. But since you all seem so keen, I will tell you what you can do, You can go out and explore, find angles, collect evidence and submit it to Yash. He will be in charge for the story overall. Balaji here can assist you with his experience. Big Media company is backing us on this guys. So legally we are covered. The mafia cant touch us. So I am counting on you to deliver and deliver well. Any questions"

Arun, " Why is Balaji sir not in charge. He is after all most experienced. He has dealt with those people before"

Dhanesh ,"This is not a debate people. My decisions are final."

Meeting ended.

After the meeting, Yusuf, Bhoomika and Arun met in the canteen.

Arun " I will plan this whole thing. We shall get the Ivory Union mafia for good"

Bhoomika "Whats the point, Yash will get all the credit, bloody hell we do all the work and he again gets to be Mr. exclusive"

Yusuf " Our job is to report, lets just do that faithfully. Its our duty. Let faith take care of the rest"

Bhoomika, " Your bloody Duty nonsense. Why do you behave like Harishchandra yaar. This whole assignment is full of crap"

Yusuf. "Bhoomika its not that I dont want credit"

Bhoomika " Ofcourse you dont want credit, all you care is just doing your duty. "

Arun, " May I suggest something, cant we just take this day at a time, lets see where it takes us."

Thus the four of them, Yash, Yusuf, Bhoomika and Arun were going to begin their investigative search for a story.

Meanwhile all was not well at the Editors desk at the Daily News news. His phone was busy. He was perhaps having a conversation. His mobile was switched off. He also closed the window binds. Normally this was the best time for seeing a beautiful sunset right in the middle of the sea. But today it was not the sunset but the handset that mattered. And through the closed doors, whispers could be heard. But none of the staff could actually hear it. Something was being cooked. And the four of them. No three of them had no idea what they had gotten into.

By Ninad Tatke.

If Kanti Shah had directed Hum Apke Hai Kyon.

If Kanti Shah had directed Hum Apke Hai Kyon.
All characters in this post are made up. It is written purely for fun and has no intention to hurt anyone associated with Rajshri or Kanti Shah.

This post is a joke and I hope people take it in that sense only.
Hum Apke Hai Kyon is an iconic movie and I have complete respect for it.

Plot:

A big industrial family. 2 brothers, 1 is an ambitious business minded older brother who naturally takes care of business.

The other is playful, but good for nothing... and he is the hero of the movie. (maybe not...this is a heroine centric story).

The older brother agrees to an arranged marriage.
The bride to be has a younger sister too.
At the wedding sangeet the hero assaults the younger sister in front of the whole family.
In return the girls molest the hero and make him wear female garments.

In order to still calm down their temper, they also steal the grooms car which leaves the groom with out any shoes. The grooms family takes this as a personal vendetta and bids it time.

The hero mean while woes the heroine with a intention of getting even for his insult.
The whole family including the dog Tuffy (who looks cute but is pure evil) is in this dark plan together. Eventually they find the right time for revenge when the heroine says yes to marriage in front of her sister and hero.

He silently puts a banana skin on the stairs. Unfortunately the elder sister slips and eventually dies in the hospital which makes the intended plan seem like a horrible plan.

Worst while dying she points out at the hero as her murderer in front of the police. Thankfully police are easily bribed and now this family has a new nightmare. The bahu had a kid. He just cries and poops all night. No one in the family can sleep.

So they come with new plan ...hero to wed heroine is told to heroine but instead she actually is to be married to the older brother. Due to miscommunication Tuffy ends up telling the heroine about the plan and she slaps them both, (yes slaps both the hero and the other brother) and marries neither. The movie ends. After all isn't it named how i am related to you. Answer . I am not.

Thursday, October 04, 2012

Me and Arnold

Me and Arnold.

I speak of him as if he is someone I know but the fact remains that I hardly know him. I first saw him as the terminator and the image stuck. So did the dialogues.

Even recently as i watched Expendable 2 he had my goodwill. His age might have made him look thin and pale but he will always be my vision of a Hercules. I guess he might have even played that role.

So Arnold played action hero. But he also adapted as a comic hero with really hilarious movies like Twins,Junior, Jingle all the way and Total recall. Ok may be not the Total recall. But it is not hard to love Arnie despite all the limited acting skills he had.

One disappointment I will have is he never did any serious drama movie but you never know.
After all he always is back, and maybe we might see some darn serious drama from him next.