Friday, December 09, 2011

Timma ka Jhumma (Timma's Friday)

Timma jab bhi juch karta tha, sab ulta hota tha. roj ki is galli galoch sun kar ek din Timma apne aap se pareshan chekha chilaya.


" Kuch kar darling. Life boring hai"

Bhagwan (aka God, Force, blah ...) " Mein kya karu, mein jo thoje deta hu, tu uski waat lagata hai."

"To mein kya karu darling."

Chal aaj tera din, jo chalta hai use ulta kar ke kar. Aaaj hai Timma ka jhumma.

Timma wakes up. Oh it was a dream or was it.

He steps out and goes for the shower. The words  jo chalta hai use ulta kar ke kar. come to his mind.

(yeah - this post is "inspired" from the opposite in Seinfeld)

(so now we move ahead in the story) - yeah righty then!

So he goes to his office and steps right into his cabin and cleans his table!

Why a organized mind leads to ... well organized work.

But then Timma took a half day and went exploring life the way he never had.

Timma always have fun. But he never had. First to be a good son, then as a responsible man. And then as a husband. Now he was a widow.

Infact he still had conversations with his wife whom (for sanity sake the writer is calling God)!

To phir Timma chala ek akela

Aur usne payi dhup, and sadak pe use lagi bhuk

usene khaye bhel puri

mirchi ne use toungue jali

paani bisleri peene jaya jab

phissal gaya Timma ka paar tab

Haas padi tab uspe ek sundari

Kya hasen thi wo. kyon thi wo wahah khadi

Nervous Timma bhi hota normally
par aaj uthe hi thi baari.

Timma ne chedi conversation ke ladhi

Aur dekh nikal aagi shyam ki shadows

baat chati rahi with no look at time or worry

Aur Timma ne finally kaha Adios.

Stop hui ek car

look enters a star

Timma ko dekh raha tha samne se  Akshay Kumar.

Timma ne ulta kiya  Kumar ko crowd se duur liya

Aur Timma ko Kumar ne thank you bola

Aur use pub party ke pass diya

Par Timma ne ulta kiya

Passes ka auction kiya
Money mila,

Timma ne phir ulta kiya
Money ko donate kiya

Timma ne phir ulta kiya
Donation pe Kumar ka naam likhka

Timma ghar aaya
to uske building ko aag lag gayi thi

Par Duniya ne ulta kiya
jaise Timma ne ulta kiya tha
Aag se building gali nahi
par sare white ants aur termites gal gaye.

Timma ka din mast tha par raat roshan ho chuki thi!












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