Sunday, August 21, 2011

Things you do in a elevator vs things you should

1. You stare deeply in to your cell phone as if you are in love with it. Yes you may love its features and apps but you can also look around.

2. Keep your hands in your pocket. What is it - Oh you dont know what to do with your hands.

3. Keep pressing the button repeatedly. This wont make the elevator move faster.

4. Asking where does this elevator go when you are on ground floor. (in a building with no basement)  I can vouch that it wont probably go sideways.

5. Keeping the fan on while you exit.

6.  Play with a coin/keys/small objects. This I dont understand but go ahead play, after all - all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

7. Press buttons of floors you dont want to go just as you are about to exit. Now this is just Sadist. Stop that.

8. Elevator = Dustbin and litterbox is a wrong assumption.

9. treat it like a rush hour train compartment of a mumbai local . Split the big group into two.

10. Enlight the world with your graffiti inside the elevator.

By Ninad Tatke

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